bad news everyone the budget's just not there any more we're going to have to cut some olympics sports for the next one. dont worry because ill rationalise this and it will be like nothing ever happened.
it's cool. medieval type sport. sexy
this one's just fucking around on various objects and i like that
i don't really care
some of these are boring. the short running ones are just how fast can you go. some of them are just how much can you throw a thing so we can probably consolidate some
the cooler tennis
cool strategic team game
on thin ice because we already have a basketball but okay
??? playing volleyball on the beach doesn't count as a different sport. what, are we going to do beach football next? beach fencing? beach fencing sounds sick actually. you can have beach volleyball back if we get beach sport equality. until then you can't be trusted
the fighting ones are always exciting. this one is my least favourite but it's not running
i don't think this is a sport
kind of boring but ill allow it on the condition that im cutting the next one
im cutting this one
i love when people go up and down ramps for any reason
it does have ramps
im giving cycling a bunch of these because they aren't going to like where im going in two sports time. but this one has mountains
like from pokemon
ooo look how good i am at rotating my legs. try a real sport like cycling road
one of the highest density sports for body rotation
replace this one with pocket card jockey esports. i don't like this one because they don't give the horses a medal when they did all the work
this is just swords. which is fucking cool so obviously it's allowed.
i actually like this one i think it's an interesting and strategic game
lol no way
they can throw the ball really hard
save this one for the winter
okay i watched this one and they kept doing stuff and nobody got a point so i didn't really get it. perfect game
they should rename this category to 10km swimming because it's not a marathon
this is the coolest sport of all time and then horses. im proposing New Pentathlon: replace horses with skateboarding
oh this is the ribbon one. yeah this isn't a sport either.
i don't really care about single rowing events but the teamwork and rhythm required of team rowing is cool
this is a women's game
unfortunately this one gets kind of cool sometimes
how can you not like shooting it;s stylish
fuck yeah skateboarding
as a climbing fan of course this one is allowed. i do wish they'd split it three ways instead of just two but im glad speed got separated. anyway that's unrelated to the point
yeah why not. surfing is pretty cool i don't know how you score this but that's their problem
boring. ooo which of these people is going to reach the end of this straight line first. if you want to keep doing swimming swap to New Pentathlon
the other better tennis
i don't know much about this one but i believe that another fighting one will be cool
there are multiple better tennises so this one is on thin ice but i suppose table tennis is named after tennis so maybe we should give it some respect
strange event i mean it's just bouncing but sure it can stay
another good replacement for swimming fans. get on this one
good team game i like when they bounce the ball to each other
again they can throw the ball really hard in the water. i think this is cool and i like that it's just a team game that you play in the water. very weird
yeah this one's fucking gone it's literally just lifting objects
yeah i think the more homoerotic sports we get in the olympics the better. not really sure why women aren't allowed to do greco-roman wrestling whatever that is.